Question

One day, Mr. Green and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’, dad?” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “Look, there are standing two policemen. If I think of the two policemen as four, then I am drunk.” “But, dad,” the boy said, “ there’s only ONE policeman!”

The bus is very crowded. A man tries to get on, but no one gives a way to him. “Hey, let me get on the bus.” the man shouts. “It’s too crowded. You’d better take the next bus.” a passenger says to him. “But you can’t go without me. I’m the __________.” the man says.

Mr. Black was hit by a car in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed said to the doctor, “I think that he is badly hurt.” “I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor. Hearing this, Mr. Black moved his head and said, “I’m not dead. I’m still alive.” “Be quiet.” said the wife, “The doctor knows better than you!”

【小題1】Which is the right word to fill the blank in the second passage?

A．driver

B．teacher

C．doctor

D．singer

【小題2】Which of the following is TRUE according to the passages?

A．There are only a few passengers on the bus.

B．Mr. Green had drunk a lot before going home.

C．Mr. Black lost his life because of a car accident.

D．Mr. Green and his son saw two policemen on their way home.

【小題3】In which part of a newspaper can you most probably read the three passages?

A．Advertisement	B．Found and Lost
C．Latest News	D．Fun Time

Answer 1

【小題1】A
【小題2】B
【小題3】D

解析試題分析：本題主要考察了三則小笑話。分別描述了一對父子，一個公交車司機和一對夫妻。
【小題1】聯系上文，沒有我你們走不了。可知這個人是司機，故選A，司機。
【小題2】根據第一個小笑話，父子的對話，父親把一個警察看成了兩個，可知他實際上已經喝醉了，故選B。
【小題3】這篇短文主要講了三則小笑話，故最可能在報紙上的輕松一刻欄目找到，故選D，輕松一刻。
考點：關于三則小笑話的說明文閱讀
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